I recently wrote a column on testicles, and I wanted to share with you all the bottom line of it.

Balls are oft forgotten by women—whether it’s because we are intimidated, grossed out, or just plain unaware, balls just sometimes aren’t appealing. I’ll tell you why:

If they are hairy I want nothing to do with them. Well actually that’s a lie, I will hold and fondle them, but if there is too much hair and I’m expected to lick, sucks, or kiss, forget it.

And how rough is too rough? A lot of times women don’t know how rough we can be with those little guys, so then we avoid them in fear of being too aggressive.

Bottom line is as women I believe we need more insight as to how to handle testes.

Any takers?

I was lying spread eagle with hot wax trailing down my inner thighs: No, not in any way shape or form of anything sexual. I also happened to be face to face with a Russian lady who knew broken English and was seconds away of ripping out my hair…down there.

I’m glad she understood what “holy shit that was fucking horrible” meant because she hesitated to go on. First rip wasn’t too bad, in fact I thought I could hang for the next twenty minutes. I was wrong. I felt like I was going to throw up everything I had eaten in the past week all over this poor Russian Esthetician of mine.

And then it dawned on me. Why sit here in agonizing, excrutiating pain just so that the privliged male I happened to be sleeping with could have his hairless vagina fantasy?

I’m not supporting any sort of bush, not the president nor the old school pubic hair. However I do support using the razor. Painless, not always a perfect smooth shave, but good enough for the average gal getting laid.

So guys I expect the same of you. Please don’t leave us searching in the midst of your forest for what we might eventually have to put in our mouth. Noting is worse than having to swallow a long(ish) pubic hair all because that trimmer of yours is broken.

Invest in staying trimmed, however embrace your age and don’t feel pressured in going bald.

Cosmopolitan’s “Spider Web”

A perfect position to take advantage of for V-Day. If in a relationship this position is for you, perfect for intertwining your bodies together and whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears. You and your lover will feel connected and in love.

This is an important week for some of us, especially those who’s status is “single” via facebook. So friends, if you happen to be out at the bars this week, and you also happen to find yourself an avid cock blocker, STOP.

It’s already impolite, uncivil, and trash to cock block in the first place, but several days before the sexiest day of the year? That friend of yours may not have had any sexual pleasure for days, months, years or decades, and by ruining any sort of potentials this week is just downright evil considering this specific night secures at least a solid make-out or even one stand.

February 14th is just five short days away, and whether it’s a dinner date, a booty call, or a bouquet of roses, reality is that everybody wants somebody for cupid’s holiday.

As college students we find ourselves buying and selling furniture, scoping petty jobs, and even browsing possible, potential roommates in the housing section.

I used to think the “Personals” category was all fun and games until the location I work at was listed in the missed connections section. So not only do I have to worry about creepers at the bars, or stalkers in class, but now I can rest assured that perverted men who come through my work can have the chance to post our “missed connection” via Craigslist.org.

Just when I thought Facebook and Myspace would be my only internet worries I came across a listing that perfectly matched a description of a possible customer of ours. Makes me think twice about who I flash my pearly whites to at work.

Cosmopolitan’s “Electric Slide”

Not only is the Electric slide a favorite past time pop-warner-dance of mine, it has also become quite the carnal challenge.

Ladies this position is quite a show for a man

Cosmopolitan’s “Sensual Shower”

Hit the shower with your boo during the cold winter nights. Not only does water add for good lubrication, several standing positions make shower sex hot and steamy. CAUTION: try not to get down when roommates are home. There is nothing worse than having to shower knowing there could be a great deal of bodily fluids between your toes.

With shows like sunset tan it’s hard to accept a pastey white body during the winter. However, recently I’ve learned that an orange glow December thru February might not be ideal when single and ready to mingle.
I happen to know of a certain someone who thinks its crucial to hit the tanning booth daily. Little does she know the reason a friend of mine never called her back was because he couldn’t get past the orange.
However, the same guy who couldn’t cope admitted he tans twice monthly “for himself.” I guess it takes one to know one.

Cosmopolitan’s “The Face to Face Fandango”

Apparently Fandango isn’t solely meant for movie going. Try this position for deep penetration and maximum “face-to-face” contact.

2009 has arrived and like every new year, most people’s new year’s resolution will be to shed unwanted inches and get a hot bod comparable to our favorite celebrities.

A majority of us will buy passes to an overpriced gym that we will only be at diligently for a month. So instead of wasting your time and money, get laid. According to healthstatus.com 45 minutes of sex burns up to 160 calories. Not bad for someone who can’t find time or money for the gym.

And if that doesn’t sound beneficial enough for you, an orgasm a day can keep the doctor away. Think of replacing that morning cup of coffee with reverse cowgirl. Not only will your day start with a bigger smile, you’ll ease the stress of going into an 8 hour shift… or an entire day of classes.